Originally posted on my first blog, on May 21, 2009
Show 1 (Inkcast--New Ink Pitt) Face the Gaytion pt. 3 of 12
Manly Man Questions Stardust
Manly Man* pranced around like a lady today, talking about how great it was to be alive and how he loved being gay. The only thing that seemed to rain on his pretty parade was the fact that Screenface doesn't like him. Manly Man said he couldn't understand why Screenface has been avoiding his affection. He said that Screenface should just go ahead and come out of the closet, but if he didn't, Manly Man was going to "cum" inside with him. He said they could then both "cum" together. Suddenly, Stardust appeared, making Manly Manly gush in awe at the Star-Crossed Crossdresser. Stardust was there to see how Manly Man was adjusting to life in the new Ink Pitt. Manly Man said he was getting along just fine, and immediately viewed Stardust as his new gay god, dropping Richard Simmons as the gay deity just like that! Manly Man marveled at Stardust and all his talk about beauty and making others beautiful. He then asked Stardust for help with Screenface. Stardust told Manly Man that he should treat the "beautiful young" Screenface to an Extreme Gay Makeover. Manly Man got all excited, proclaiming what a great idea that was, and ran off to make preparations.
Show 2 (Shitshow--Shit Pitt) Coming of La Luna Guerrero pt. 3 of 6
Ink Avenger Attacked by La Luna Guerrero
Juan Juarez tricked Ink Avenger into coming out today, after calling his mother a whore. Juarez also claimed to have kidnapped a child, which he knew would send the hero running for sure. Ink Avenger did show up, flying in at an astonishing speed, prepared to put some serious 'roid-enraged hurting on Juan Juarez. He was unable to touch Juarez however, as he was suddenly and violently attacked by an unseen force that threw multiple punches at superhuman speeds. Juarez said it was La Luna Guerrero, and that Ink Avenger was about to be defeated. Ink Avenger was left laying on the ground, and when he tried to rise again, he was attacked mentally by this La Luna Guerrero. Guerrero was never seen, and Juarez said it was because he can move so incredibly fast. Juarez left Ink Avenger in a world of pain almost as bad as what he has inflicted on so many others the past months. Has Ink Avenger finally met his match?
*though never identified in this posting, it is assumed that the Manly Man mentioned here is Manly Man Gaymerica, whom the Face the Gaytion Storyline revolves around.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) 2014 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Friday, April 25, 2014
Thursday, April 24, 2014
Classic Pitt Report 146
Originally posted on my first blog, on May 19, 2009
Show 1 (New Ink Pitt) Psychic Parlor Property Rights pt. 2 of 6:
Chief Blacktoes' wardance
Black Doom complained once again today of being disturbed from his sleep by Chief Blacktoes, who claims that the new psychic parlor where Stardust has placed Doom is resting on an old Indian burial ground. Doom said that early this morning Blacktoes was outside performing a wardance. Doom went out and told him to leave because he didn't care about any dead Indians. He told Blacktoes to either go back to whatever reservation he came from or maybe he should go off and get ready for another Indian summer camp like the one he hosted in the original Ink Pitt back in the summer of 2005. Blacktoes finally left, but told Doom that he would be cursed because he would not leave the Indian burial ground. Doom joked later about the fact that he's already cursed, having to wear a cowl on his head and cover up his ugly mug. Doom was then visited by Stardust, who asked again why Doom wasn't happy with his "beautiful" new place. Doom said it was because it had strings attached. Stardust just ignored Doom's complaints and told him to go down to K-Mart and get some decor from the Martha Stewart collection, using her famous line "it's a good thing." Doom said he'd tried using his powers to escape this new Ink Pitt with no success. Stardust said it was useless and that Doom and Blacktoes were stuck there.
Show 2 (Shit Pitt) Timeslide pt. 2 of 12: Tulmultous Timeslide
Hands of Time was all nuts again today, saying he had just woken up from another "lost time" episode, or "timeslide" as he is now calling it. He found himself in an alley, not really sure where or when he was. The answer would come when he tripped over the leg of the now homeless Johnny Pizazz. Pizazz was looking like he was at the end of his rope, drinking what he thought was alcohol from a glass bottle. Hands of Time couldn't figure out what the hell was going on. He asked Pizazz why he looked the way he did. Once Pizazz recognized Hands of Time, he told him that he'd been missing for around 6 months, and that it was now December 2009 in the Shit Pitt! Hands of Time had timeslid 6 months into the future!! Pizazz wished him a merry Christmas, and said that his magician act had gone under and now he was out of work and homeless. His trademark microphone was missing, and Pizazz thought a roll of toilet paper was his mic! When he realized it wasn't, he told Hands of Time that he had been using his mic as a place to pee, and then we he got really thirsty, he drank his own pee out of it! Hands of Time was very freaked out by the fact that one of his greatest opponents in the whole Pitts Apart affair had sunk so low. He was even more freaked out by the fact that he had missed 6 months! He started shouting, "Who's doing this to me? I'm the Hands of Time! I can't miss time!" He then ran off, leaving the downtrodden Pizazz behind.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson
The characters portrayed in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
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| Blacktoes cursed Doom! |
Chief Blacktoes' wardance
Black Doom complained once again today of being disturbed from his sleep by Chief Blacktoes, who claims that the new psychic parlor where Stardust has placed Doom is resting on an old Indian burial ground. Doom said that early this morning Blacktoes was outside performing a wardance. Doom went out and told him to leave because he didn't care about any dead Indians. He told Blacktoes to either go back to whatever reservation he came from or maybe he should go off and get ready for another Indian summer camp like the one he hosted in the original Ink Pitt back in the summer of 2005. Blacktoes finally left, but told Doom that he would be cursed because he would not leave the Indian burial ground. Doom joked later about the fact that he's already cursed, having to wear a cowl on his head and cover up his ugly mug. Doom was then visited by Stardust, who asked again why Doom wasn't happy with his "beautiful" new place. Doom said it was because it had strings attached. Stardust just ignored Doom's complaints and told him to go down to K-Mart and get some decor from the Martha Stewart collection, using her famous line "it's a good thing." Doom said he'd tried using his powers to escape this new Ink Pitt with no success. Stardust said it was useless and that Doom and Blacktoes were stuck there.
Show 2 (Shit Pitt) Timeslide pt. 2 of 12: Tulmultous Timeslide
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| Homeless Johnny Pizzazz! |
Hands of Time was all nuts again today, saying he had just woken up from another "lost time" episode, or "timeslide" as he is now calling it. He found himself in an alley, not really sure where or when he was. The answer would come when he tripped over the leg of the now homeless Johnny Pizazz. Pizazz was looking like he was at the end of his rope, drinking what he thought was alcohol from a glass bottle. Hands of Time couldn't figure out what the hell was going on. He asked Pizazz why he looked the way he did. Once Pizazz recognized Hands of Time, he told him that he'd been missing for around 6 months, and that it was now December 2009 in the Shit Pitt! Hands of Time had timeslid 6 months into the future!! Pizazz wished him a merry Christmas, and said that his magician act had gone under and now he was out of work and homeless. His trademark microphone was missing, and Pizazz thought a roll of toilet paper was his mic! When he realized it wasn't, he told Hands of Time that he had been using his mic as a place to pee, and then we he got really thirsty, he drank his own pee out of it! Hands of Time was very freaked out by the fact that one of his greatest opponents in the whole Pitts Apart affair had sunk so low. He was even more freaked out by the fact that he had missed 6 months! He started shouting, "Who's doing this to me? I'm the Hands of Time! I can't miss time!" He then ran off, leaving the downtrodden Pizazz behind.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson
The characters portrayed in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
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