Saturday, April 7, 2012

Classic Pitt Report 135

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 29, 2009


Introducing Stardust, the Star-Crossed Crossdresser!


Show 1: Coming of Stardust
As promised, Hands of Time introduced the entity that will be taking over the second "universe" of characters after Pitts Apart is complete. Hands of Time toyed with the audience, finally revealing the entity to be Stardust, the Starlet of Space! Evidently, the Stardust entity has some kind of control over space and things in it (a la time and space). Stardust, however, turned out to be much more than a simple cosmic entity that was birthed in the stars. He came out talking about true beauty and how he was a beautiful young man who loved "pretty" things. He said he enjoyed wearing women's clothes, and that was obvious from the long sparkly wig and strange face markings he wore. He called himself the Starlet of Space, but also the Star-Crossed Crossdresser!! He paraded around, touching himself and sucking up air and releasing it with profane puffs that blew the sparkly hairs of his wig in all directions. He thanked Hands of Time and promised to do a good job. He got excited when he thought of Rufus the retard in his universe, and how he was going to turn him into a "beautiful, prim and proper young man."

Show 2: Stardust meets Manly Man
Not wasting any time with Pitts Apart, Stardust and Hands of Time appeared where the Manly Man and Sambo were. Manly Man had just remarked about how hot it was, and how he was going to take his clothes off. He decided Sambo should do it instead, so Manly Man could take pictures and sell it to Playgirl magazine. Manly Man and Sambo were shocked to see Hands of Time and Stardust. Hands of Time said he didn't want Manly Man in his universe and how he was basically kicking him out. Stardust invited him to come along, and Manly Man, seeing the decorative crossdresser as the most beautiful thing he's ever seen, immediately agreed to go with him. The two disappeared, leaving Sambo and Hands of Time behind. Sambo talked with Hands of Time, asking why they had the same type of voice, and if they were somehow related. Hands of Time just vanished, saying there were just some things he didn't need to know. Sambo was bewildered, left behind, and for the first time ever, with no master!


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are (C) 2012 Joshua Dyson

The characters and events portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.