Saturday, June 15, 2013

Classic Pitt Report 140

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 6, 2009

Trodemus is Black Doom again!
Show 1: Stardust Introduces Black Doom to the Psychic Parlor
The Prophet of Doom appeared today in the New Ink Pitt, inside a place that looked like a psychic adviser house. Stardust appeared and introduced the place as Doom's new Psychic Parlor, where he could make all his future predictions and such. Doom, who was still trying to figure out why he was once more clothed in his black cloak, got angry with Stardust, saying he had tried to separate him from the Shit Pitt but it wasn't going to work. Black Doom vowed to find a method of escape into the Shit Pitt again, even after Stardust told him that the two dimensions were separated by an inter-dimensional barrier. Before leaving, Stardust promised that the psychic parlor would offer both happiness and trouble for Black Doom.

Johnny Pizzazz does his introduction
 at super-speed?!?
Show 2: Hands of Time loses control of Time
Hands of Time, still in the Shit Pitt, called out Johnny Pizzazz  to give him a hard time, but the joke was on him. Johnny Pizzazz made his usual introduction, only he suddenly started talking at super speed! Hands of Time was baffled, since he wasn't causing it. Johnny Pizzazz wasn't aware of it, as he couldn't figure out why Hands of Time was so upset. Hands of Time then felt his nose, which hurt. Johnny said Hands of Time was all dazed and staring into space so he punched him in the nose! Pizzazz said he didn't think it was possible until he actually did it. Hands of Time started freaking out since time had elapsed without him knowing it, and ran off, saying he'd get revenge on Pizzazz but right now he had to figure out what was going on.

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The characters and events portrayed in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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