Saturday, June 15, 2013

Classic Pitt Report 138

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 4, 2009

Stardust in the New Ink Pitt!
Show 1: Stardust introduces the New Ink Pitt
Stardust showed up today in the new Ink Pitt, which is basically another universe that's parallel to the Shit Pitt, occupying the same space in time. Stardust talked of beautifying his new universe with decoration, saying a beautiful young man like himself needed a beautiful universe. The Star-Crossed Cross-dresser then said first he was going to give Black Doom and another "black" character trouble in the coming days.

Hands of Time in the Shit Pitt!
Show 2: Hands of Time talks of the Shit Pitt
Hands of Time showed up in the same physical space as Stardust did earlier (or perhaps it occurred at the same time, since they are parallel dimensions) but let everyone know that this was the Shit Pitt, separated by from the Ink Pitt by a thin universal barrier that no one could cross without his or Stardust's help. Hands of Time was so happy that now he only had to make time move for one set of characters, and decided he was going to give Johnny Pizzazz a hard time first tomorrow.

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performances are (C) 2013 Joshua Dyson

The characters and events portrayed in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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