Thursday, May 8, 2014

Classic Pitt Report 149

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 27, 2009

Trodemus Prank Calls
Blacktoes with a KFC
order!
New Ink Pitt: Psychic Parlor Property Rights pt 4 of 6: Doom's Prank Call 
The Prophet of Doom said that he was going to fight Chief Blacktoes in the Psychic Space today, but first, he had to distract him. Doom cursed because Stardust had come by and given Blacktoes cable, internet, and phone service. All he had given Doom was phone service, which he was about to use. Doom decided he'd prank call Blacktoes to get his mind off of anything psychic. Doom called Blacktoes and pretended that he thought he was calling KFC. Doom ordered some Kentucky Grilled Chicken and pretended to get mad when Blacktoes didn't know what he was talking about. He then hung up and entered the mental dimension of the psychic space. He tried to make Blacktoes disgusted by filling his mind with images of Belinda again. Blacktoes retaliated by filling Doom's mind with naked images of cowboys such as John Wayne, The Lone Ranger, and those guys from Bonanza. It was too much for Doom, who finally reached a comprimise. With his psychic abilities, he will perform a seance to put the Indian souls buried at the psychic parlor to rest.

All characters, stories, photos, and performances are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson
The characters portrayed in this work are fictitious.  Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

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