New Ink Pitt--Face the Gaytion pt. 6 of 12: Three-Legged Race
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| King Trostelus! |
Manly Man Gaymerica came out today and declared that he was the only sane choice for president in the race between himself and Screenface. He said that no one wanted someone who ruled with an iron fist in today’s society. Manly Man said that he represented the free world with his openess about sexual orientation and race. Speaking of races, the race between the two got a whole lot more crowed when Manly Man’s attempts to call out Screenface were met by King Trostelus! Trostelus declared that this whole presidential race was a waste of time because everyone knew that he was the true ruler of the Ink Pitt, and now it was time for him to once again sit on his throne in this new world!
Manly Man messed with Trostelus, acting like he didn’t know his name. He got Trostelus all upset and then told him he was messing with him. Manly Man said that Trostelus may have been a fictitious king in the old Ink Pitt, but that stuff wasn’t going to work in the new Ink Pitt. Manly Man said if Trostelus wanted to be in charge, he was going to have to run just like Screenface and himself. Trostelus agreed, and said he would win. Manly Man then compared the presidential race too a three-legged race, where Screenface and Trostelus were the two legs with himself as the big dick in the middle! Manly Man asked Trostelus if he’d rather be his running mate, because he felt a king and a man princess would work well together. Trostelus vehemently refused and then walked off to prepare.
Shit Pitt-- Timeslide pt. 3 of 12: Coming of Carnastas
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| Carnastas the Clown |
The story of the Hands of Time’s timeslide to the Shit Pitt of the future continued today. Hands of Time had just left Johnny Pizazz, and was finally realizing that he really has missed 6 months of time in the Shit Pitt, and this is no joke or fabrication. While in an alley, he encountered a very changed and almost demonic Steve Spurrier, who smelled the Hands of Time and was out to eat him!! Spurrier was accompanied by a demonic-looking clown who called himself Carnastas, the Clown Prince of Carnage! The two tried to catch Hands of Time in an effort to devour him, but he escaped momentarily. Carnastas and Spurrier have his scent however, and are also bringing in Spurrier’s Hellcocks to hunt him down! What has gone so wrong in the Shit Pitt in Hands of Time’s absence to create this frightening new world? How has Hands of Time lost control of time? Is he going to survive to find out? To be continued…
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(C) 2015 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental
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