Classic Pitt Report 152

Originally posted on my first blog, on June 1, 2009

Show 1 (Inkcast--New Ink Pitt) Face the Gaytion pt.  4 of 12:
Running for Office

Manly Man Gaymerica stands up to
Screenface!

Screenface showed up today and declared that he was going to be the ruler of this new Ink Pitt, and that he was going to rule with an iron fist.  He said no one would be able to do anything about it, but that was before the Manly Man showed up.   It was Manly Man Gaymerica in fact, who told Screenface that this was Gaymerica, and in Gaymerica, leaders run for office.  No one just takes over.  Manly Man said that he was going to run for the President of the New Ink Pitt and there was nothing Screenface could do except challenge him by running as well.  The Man Princess basically said it didn't make a difference whether Screenface ran or not.  All of gaydom and the free world were going to vote for him and not some dictator.  So Manly Man laid down the law and challenged Screenface to attempt to beat him in an election.  Screenface will certainly have to "Face the Gaytion."


Show 2 (Shitshow--Shit Pitt) The Coming of La Luna Guerrero pt. 4 of 6:
La Luna Guerrero Revealed!
 Meanwhile, in the Shit Pitt of the present (not the future one where Hands of Time now is), Juan Jurez came out and introduced La Luna Guerrero, who was previously too fast to be seen when fighting Ink Avenger.  La Luna Guerrero came out, and was revealed to be a super tough Mexican wrestler!  The two claimed they were going to take Ink Avenger out once and for all, and basically have plans to make him their slave at Juan's restaurant! They sauntered off, confident in those plans.

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