Classic Pitt Report 153

Originally posted on my first blog, on June 2, 2009

New Ink Pitt:  Face the Gaytion pt. 5 of 12:  Manly Man's Campaign Manager

Billy G--Campaign Manager!

Manly Man Gaymerica came out today and said that he needed help with his campaign, despite having 5 versions of himself to do work.  So he announced his campaign manager as the one and only Billy G. Hydrick!  Manly Man said that he needed someone that wasn't too bright to run his campaign, because he didn't want anyone telling on him about any underhanded things he might do during the race for presidency.  So Billy G. Hydrick fit perfectly, with his backwoods redneck dumbness.  This actually is the first time in Ink Pitt/Shit Pitt recorded history that Billy G. has held a job.  When he was first introduced, he was said to be living with his wife and all he wanted to do was hunt all the time.  So perhaps history was made today as Billy G. took this job with the Manly Man.  Also making history today, is the fact that this is the first time Manly Man and Billy G. have ever really teamed up or had any one on one encounter that went beyond one show (as this one will).  Manly Man seemed to be interested in Billy G. for more than his dumbness, however, as he said he liked looking at him with his long mullet.  Perhaps Manly Man sees the same endearing qualities in Billy G. that he saw in Rufus the retard.  Maybe there will another same sex cermony in the near future?

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