Good Gay Friday
Rufus located his old friend and last member of the Strange Squad, Sambo Jackson. Rufus told Sambo about his whole good/bad thing and deemed Sambo as good, even though he was a little disappointed that they weren't playmates anymore. Rufus then put that aside to talk about Easter and how it was about the Easter Bunny and Jesus. He said it was good Friday and went on about was about to talk about what Good Friday meant but was interrupted by Manly Man Safari. Manly Man Safari said that he didn't accept the Good Friday that Christians did, but despite that, he still celebrated on this day. He said all the gays the world over celebrate Good Gay Friday. On Good Gay Friday, the gay lord and savior, Richard Simmons, finally reached a turning point in his previously heterosexual life. Richard realized he was overweight and needed liposuction. On Saturday, Richard went in and got lipoSUCKtion from his doctor, and was never the same. He left behind his old life as a hetrosexual male and on the third day rose (in more ways that one) again as a hairy-chested short shorts wearing exercising guru, whose gayness is evident! Manly Man left after Rufus said once again that he was bad. Manly Man took an interest in Sambo, and Sambo seemed to like him too. to be continued...
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