The 'Roided Ink Avenger--Good or Bad?
Show 1: Hero Worship
Rufus was still searching for the good guys today, as he brought out the Ink Avenger, the resident superhero of the Pitt. Rufus was a bit confused because Ink Avenger's recent actions of attacking and pulverizing just about everybody makes him look like a villan. Of course Rufus didn't understand that Ink Avenger is shooting up the 'roids and that's making him crazy. Ink Avenger asked why Rufus called him and Rufus said he didn't call him because he didn't have a phone. Rufus tried to get I.A. to tell him whether he's good or bad, but he broke off and started talking to "Superman" and "Wonderwoman" before flying off to another emergency (meaning Ink Avenger is probably going to beat someone up without out any regard to right or wrong). Rufus got all sad because he felt I.A. was no longer a hero. Rufus then vowed to become his own hero, as Super Rufus!
Show 2: Wilbur and Junior's Plans Thwarted
Show 2 started off with Wilbur and Junior (J-Diddy) Hydrick getting beat by Grandma Hydrick, who put a stop to their plans to hit the open road. She told the boys that they were all gonna stay there until she got the city out of them and showed them the straight and narrow. Trevor and Billy G laughed at both of them. Grandma Hydrick sent them to their rooms so she could go to bed (at 1 PM in the afternoon!!). She said she'd deal with them some more tomorrow.
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