Originally posted on my first blog, on April 21, 2008
Lenny the Leprechaun continues his postings
"Still no luck (yeah kinda strange for an Irishman, huh?) finding the sorry basterd who took me pot o' gold, but when I do....saints have mercy I'm going to give him or her a lot o'pain!! Today at work (I work for a screenprinting shop in the Little People's Division on an extra small printing press) we celebrated the boss' birthday. Well, all the other employees celebrated, I just ran aroun' and raised green hell all over the place! I sat in the boss' birthday cake without his knowledge, then I watched as he and everyone else ate the now arsed-up cake!! I nearly laughed me little green hat off! I then ran into the boss' office, hid under his desk, and pissed all up under it! It smelled really nasty, and the boss had to call someone to fumigate it!! I then took a dump in the little green man's room, and placed some of my feces in a bucket. I then placed it over the boss' doorway and when he opened the door, it all fell onto his head heheh!!"
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