Classic Pitt Report 26--St. Patrick's Day Score

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 18, 2007

Artist's Rendition of the Girl Peepers Met!

By Joshua Dyson

"So yesterday, Peepers go down to River Street to see all the hot chicks!! Peepers take sign that say "Show Your Boobies," and got to see lots of hot breasts! Peepers meet one girl and buy her drink. She seem to like Peepers very much, so Peepers take her home with him so he could further examine her nice boobs! After lifting up her shirt again, in privacy of Peepers' apartment, Peepers notice something wrong. When she ask what, Peepers say the only thing that was wrong was that Peepers tongue not yet licking girl's breasts! She like idea very much, so Peepers give her thorough "tongue lashing!" After that, Peepers do other things with girl, and then she stay in Peepers' bed for night. Peepers woke up during night though, when girl snore too loudly. Peepers then go lay on couch. This morning, girl wake up wanting to "cuddle." Peepers not understand this term. Did girl think that this was "Snuggle" fabric softener commercial, and Peepers some minature teddy bear she can hold? Peepers think girl nuts, and then give her her clothes and send her on her way! Heheh!! Peepers not have time for cuddle! Hehehe"

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Classic Pitt Report 24--Peepers on St. Patrick's Day!

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 16, 2007


Broughton Street, St. Patty's Day 2007. Peepers
not see much boobies here so he head down to
River Street, where he find lots!

"Peepers is very very very very very very very EXCITED about tomorrow because tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, and Peepers living in city where one of biggest St. Patty's Day Celebrations held!!! Right here in Savannah, Georgia, on infamous River Street, there will be lots of drinking (which cool though Peepers interested in other things) and whole lot of hot chicks flashing their boobs to everyone!! Peepers making sign that say "Flash your boobs" and Peepers take camera to get shots of as many hot chick's boobs as possible!! Peepers also stock up on lots of beads to throw at the ladies!! Peepers getting so excited about boobies, he can hardly sit down hehe!! So Happy Boobie Day...St. Patty's Day!!! Heheheh!! Happy Peeping!!!"

The Classic Pitt Report updates six days a week on this blog!
All characters, stories, and performances are
(C) Copyright 2010 Joshua Dyson

Curse of the Sorceress Cover

Cover to an adult fantasy story I'm working on...Curse of the Sorceress

The story is written by someone else, but I will be illustrating the seven pages. This is really my first time working at such length on a project with someone else. I've done character sketches, the cover, and I'm currently working on page one. The story should be fun to illustrate, featuring lots of nudity (yay) and other fun stuff. Curse of the Sorceress is basically the story of Prince Gregory, who is um..cursed by a sorceress...a sorceress whose costume, thanks to my character design skills, is still traditional but also very 2010. To see the costume, you will have to go to my Deviant Art page at http://awerty7.deviantart.com because she is buck naked on that cover as you can see! Gregory has some kind of curse that the sorceress put on him that manifests itself in the form of an ugly chest tattoo. No, he wasn't drunk and got a tattoo...he really is cursed and the tattoo is mystic! Anyway, the tattoo flares up and makes him want to choke women...even the ones he's having sex with! As of now, I'm not really sure when we will release this project. I will be finishing it all up in the next few weeks hopefully though.

Artwork (C) Copyright 2010 Joshua Dyson