Classic Pitt Report 109--Pot O'Gold Predictions

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 14, 2008


Lenny needs his Pot O' Gold back!

"So hopefully tomorrow, I will have me Pot O'Gold back! I broke it last week, when I got a wee bit excited and punched a whole in the side with me big green weiner! hehe It's been in the pot of gold repair shop since then. I predict I will have it back tomorrow...with all its gold intact! If I don't, I will jump on the repairman's head, and put me crotch into his ear...and hump his brains out!"

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Classic Pitt Report 24--Peepers on St. Patrick's Day!

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 16, 2007


Broughton Street, St. Patty's Day 2007. Peepers
not see much boobies here so he head down to
River Street, where he find lots!

"Peepers is very very very very very very very EXCITED about tomorrow because tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, and Peepers living in city where one of biggest St. Patty's Day Celebrations held!!! Right here in Savannah, Georgia, on infamous River Street, there will be lots of drinking (which cool though Peepers interested in other things) and whole lot of hot chicks flashing their boobs to everyone!! Peepers making sign that say "Flash your boobs" and Peepers take camera to get shots of as many hot chick's boobs as possible!! Peepers also stock up on lots of beads to throw at the ladies!! Peepers getting so excited about boobies, he can hardly sit down hehe!! So Happy Boobie Day...St. Patty's Day!!! Heheheh!! Happy Peeping!!!"

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