(New Ink Pitt) Psychic Parlor Property Rights pt 3 of 6: Doom vs Blacktoes
Doom met Blacktoes outside his new Psychic Parlor today, ready to, for the first time ever, pit his dark psychic power against Blacktoes' Indian magic. First Doom tried to disgust Blacktoes with images of what he sees, tastes, and smells when he's with his fat girlfriend, Belinda. He used this trick on Officer Bates a while back when he and Pizazz were on the run. It worked very well on Bates, who was totally disgusted to the point of nearly throwing up. There really was no effect however, on Blacktoes, who remarked that all he has to do is conjure up images of his lady love, Sunny Big Breasts, perhaps the hottest woman to ever grace the Ink/Shit Pitts. Blacktoes said he was comfortable in the fact that Sunny was his wife, and that Doom would never have a hot woman like her. Doom got angry, and seemed unable to defeat Blacktoes. Doom even tried to snuff out Blacktoes' campfire near his teepee, only to catch his cowl on fire! Things basically ended with the two reaching a stalemate for the time being.All characters, stories, photos, and performances are (C) 2014 Joshua Dyson
The characters portrayed in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
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