Classic Pitt Report 147

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 21, 2009

Show 1 (Inkcast--New Ink Pitt) Face the Gaytion pt. 3 of 12
Manly Man Questions Stardust
Manly Man* pranced around like a lady today, talking about how great it was to be alive and how he loved being gay. The only thing that seemed to rain on his pretty parade was the fact that Screenface doesn't like him. Manly Man said he couldn't understand why Screenface has been avoiding his affection. He said that Screenface should just go ahead and come out of the closet, but if he didn't, Manly Man was going to "cum" inside with him. He said they could then both "cum" together. Suddenly, Stardust appeared, making Manly Manly gush in awe at the Star-Crossed Crossdresser. Stardust was there to see how Manly Man was adjusting to life in the new Ink Pitt. Manly Man said he was getting along just fine, and immediately viewed Stardust as his new gay god, dropping Richard Simmons as the gay deity just like that! Manly Man marveled at Stardust and all his talk about beauty and making others beautiful. He then asked Stardust for help with Screenface. Stardust told Manly Man that he should treat the "beautiful young" Screenface to an Extreme Gay Makeover. Manly Man got all excited, proclaiming what a great idea that was, and ran off to make preparations.

Show 2 (Shitshow--Shit Pitt) Coming of La Luna Guerrero pt. 3 of 6
Ink Avenger Attacked by La Luna Guerrero
Juan Juarez tricked Ink Avenger into coming out today, after calling his mother a whore. Juarez also claimed to have kidnapped a child, which he knew would send the hero running for sure. Ink Avenger did show up, flying in at an astonishing speed, prepared to put some serious 'roid-enraged hurting on Juan Juarez. He was unable to touch Juarez however, as he was suddenly and violently attacked by an unseen force that threw multiple punches at superhuman speeds. Juarez said it was La Luna Guerrero, and that Ink Avenger was about to be defeated. Ink Avenger was left laying on the ground, and when he tried to rise again, he was attacked mentally by this La Luna Guerrero. Guerrero was never seen, and Juarez said it was because he can move so incredibly fast. Juarez left Ink Avenger in a world of pain almost as bad as what he has inflicted on so many others the past months. Has Ink Avenger finally met his match?

*though never identified in this posting, it is assumed that the Manly Man mentioned here is Manly Man Gaymerica, whom the Face the Gaytion Storyline revolves around.

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