Classic Pitt Report 70--The Ref Speaks

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 21, 2007

Billy G. Hydrick is a fair referee!

"Now let me tell ya'll how it all went down, folks. Ah laid the law down in the beginnin' for ole Peepers and the Prophet! I tole them boys ah better see a clean fight or else theys going haveta answer to me, Billy G. Hydrick!! I watched them two fellas struggle for like 5 minutes, and had ta take away that foreign object (the plastic crystal control top) from the Prophet! After the Prophet used his cloak to try and choke Peepers, I threatened to take that too, but Peepers shouted "NO...Peepers not want to see Prophet nude!" So ah let him keep it as long as he didn't use it again!"

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Classic Pitt Report 52--Friday the 13th Woes

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 13, 2007

Trodemus looks jealous of all Peepers'

"Hand Held Action" in this photo!

"BEWARE!! IT IS FRIDAY THE 13TH...AND THOUGH PEEPERS HAD A GOOD DAY, IT SHALL NOT BE SO TOMORROW! TOMORROW THE ACTUAL DATE OF OUR CONFRONTATION SHALL BE ANNOUNCED! ALSO, THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE SHALL BE NAMED! AND THE GIRL PEEPERS KNOCKED UP SHALL APPEAR WITH THE OFFSPRING OF PEEPERS AFTER THE BATTLE! WOE UNTO YOU MR PEEPERS!"

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