Classic Pitt Report 31--Old Lady in Rental Office

Originally presented on my first blog, on April 1, 2007

Old Lady Scares Peepers!

"Today was April 1st, so Peepers have to go down to rental office and pay this month's rent. Old lady who work weekends was there. She usually nice, but sometimes acts like she on drugs. Peepers not usually get freaked out, but old lady would finish a sentence then stare at Peepers blankly for 30 seconds to a minute, not saying anything. Peepers not like it when people stare at him. It make Peepers feel....uncomfortable. Peepers try to keep conversation going, but creepy old lady kept quiet and not offer anything for Peepers to talk about. Peepers hope old lady not want Peepers looking at her! Peepers would NOT , under any circumstances, want to spy on old lady as she shower in the nude. She probably have saggy old lady boobs and worn out hairy pubic area! Peepers not like that at all!! Peepers feel nauseous thinking about it! UGH!!"

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Classic Pitt Report 29--Peepers' Asian Dreams

Originally posted on my first blog, on March 31, 2007

Artist's Rendition of Asian Woman

in Peepers' dream! Drawing by

Joshua Dyson

"So, after yesterday's Angelina Jolie dream, Peepers think about exotic ladies ALOT! So, early this morning, Peepers have nice dream about Asian girl named Holly. Peepers and Holly alone in an office and Holly get a little frisky with Peepers! She and Peepers get naked and get down to business! This time, William Shatner did not interrupt, but Peepers did have to leave before sexual intercourse to go to the bathroom! When he come back, Peepers could not find Holly!! Peepers sad...so now he go look up Asian Porn!! Heheh!!"

The Classic Pitt Report updates six days a week on this blog!
All characters, stories, and performances are
(C) Copyright 2010 Joshua Dyson