Classic Pitt Report 67--Peepers' Lunch Menu/The Real Good Bang

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 20, 2007

Peepers also prepare dish with lots of beef in it!

"Today Peepers prepare hearty lunch of spaghetti because it full of carbohydrates that give Peepers lots of energy tomorrow for stupid battle with Prophet of Loon! It also give Peepers plenty of energy to spy on hot chicks!! Peepers just see one girl (a Latina) walk through apartment community parking lot! She have on super-tight pants that show her nice butt! She swing it real nice and Peepers get excited!! Peepers hope after he fight Prophet, he have energy left over to hang out with certain hot chick he meet on myspace who is far away! Peepers promise her real good bang! Heheh"

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Classic Pitt Report 44--Rachael Ray & Peepers

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 9, 2007

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PEEPERS PONDERS---IS RACHAEL RAY BANGABLE?

"So after Trodemus give Peepers hard time yesterday about girl having more than one kid, Peepers was so frantic with worry that he go and watch daytime tv!! Peepers watch Regis and Kelly which quite boring to Peepers. Then he see Rachael Ray show and Peepers get more interested. Peepers watch Rachael, who seem to be heavy girl squeezed into little girl with high waist-belt! She like hourglass, only top and bottom a lot larger than should be for normally-proportion woman! Then, Rachael talk and Peepers not sure if he like or not. She sound obnoxious but at same time, sexy! Peepers then go away and have thoughts about Rachael and wonder if she bangable! After a happy ceremony while thinking of her, Peepers conclude...YES SHE IS!! HEHEEHEH"

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