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| Manly Man Gaymerica! |
King Trostelus and Screenface were prepared to deliver their speeches today, in the presidential race for New Ink Pitt president. Manly Man Gaymerica had it all set up, with Billy G. filming the speeches live and sending it to the Brovo network. Manly Man said that Stardust assured him that everyone in the New Ink Pitt now had cable and would see the footage. So after Manly Man went on with his usual gayness, he asked Screenface and Trostelus who would go first. Screenface finally agreed, and got up on a makeshift pedestal and started talking about super villainy, and how he didn’t need anyones’ votes to take over the world. Manly Man then interrupted Screenface and told him that he’d forgotten to mention something about the rules of the speech giving. He said that the speeches would be contested under “Suddenly Sexual” rules, which meant that every speaker had to assume a sexual position while they gave their speech. Manly Man selected the “butt hole blast position” for Screenface, which involved bending over and sticking ones butt in the air. Screenface disagreed, and left before saying anymore. Trostelus also refused, saying that he was King and he did not have to lower himself to Manly Man’s level. Manly Man then declared himself the winner of of the Speech Showdown but got up on the pedestal and delivered his anyway. He said that he would be open and bend over to whatever ideas the people had. He said he was the president of the 21st century, making references to his gay, free-wheeling ideas. Billy G. then let Manly Man know that he couldn’t figure out how to cut the camera on, and he had captured zero footage of the Speech Showdown.
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(C) 2015 Joshua Dyson. The characters portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead,
is purely coincidental
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