Detail of the comic book
Mr. Peepers, from the
Mr. Peepers postcard
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Friday, September 23, 2011
Mr. Peepers & the Pittspace Comic
Detail of the comic book
Mr. Peepers, from the
Mr. Peepers postcard
Buy the first-ever Mr. Peepers postcard in a 10-pack to mail to your friends! Available now for $7.50 plus postage!
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Classic Pitt Report 134
Originally posted on my first blog, on April 28, 2009
Show 1: Hands of Time confronts Red Doom
Red Doom came out today and predicted the Hands of Time's arrival a few minutes later. Doom and Hands of Time argued back and forth about things. Doom predicted once more that Hands of Time would be defeated by the one who sees beyond sight. Hands of Time said that tomorrow, he would introduce the new proprietor of the second pitt that he was going to create. He said that Doom would like her, since she fills up a lot of space. Doom said that maybe change would be good, and that the upcoming Pitts Apart wouldn't be so bad. Doom said that he would still fight Hands of Time to the end though.
Show 2: Pitts Apart Begins: Rufus Removed
Hands of Time next appeared before Rufus, and said that he lied about Pitts Apart starting on May 1. He said that it was going to begin right then, and Rufus was going to be the first to take a trip to the second plane of existence. Hands of Time said that their last encounter was a fluke, and that Rufus was able to resist him freezing him in time because his retarded (slow) brain was already frozen, and that he didn't realize what Hands of Time was doing to him. This time, Hands of Time snapped his fingers, and suddenly Rufus was overly scared and was crying out to his mommy not to send him away. That's exactly what Hands of Time did though, as Rufus vanished into thin air. Hands of Time then announced that he was also randomly selecting She Peepers and King Trostelus to also go to this new plane of existence.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2011 Joshua Dyson
Hands of Time begins his plans for Pitts Apart!
Show 1: Hands of Time confronts Red Doom
Red Doom came out today and predicted the Hands of Time's arrival a few minutes later. Doom and Hands of Time argued back and forth about things. Doom predicted once more that Hands of Time would be defeated by the one who sees beyond sight. Hands of Time said that tomorrow, he would introduce the new proprietor of the second pitt that he was going to create. He said that Doom would like her, since she fills up a lot of space. Doom said that maybe change would be good, and that the upcoming Pitts Apart wouldn't be so bad. Doom said that he would still fight Hands of Time to the end though.
Show 2: Pitts Apart Begins: Rufus Removed
Hands of Time next appeared before Rufus, and said that he lied about Pitts Apart starting on May 1. He said that it was going to begin right then, and Rufus was going to be the first to take a trip to the second plane of existence. Hands of Time said that their last encounter was a fluke, and that Rufus was able to resist him freezing him in time because his retarded (slow) brain was already frozen, and that he didn't realize what Hands of Time was doing to him. This time, Hands of Time snapped his fingers, and suddenly Rufus was overly scared and was crying out to his mommy not to send him away. That's exactly what Hands of Time did though, as Rufus vanished into thin air. Hands of Time then announced that he was also randomly selecting She Peepers and King Trostelus to also go to this new plane of existence.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2011 Joshua Dyson
The characters and events portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Friday, September 16, 2011
Classic Pitt Report 133
Originally posted on my first blog, on April 23, 2009
Special Man Speaks
My name is...Special Man!!! I.....a.....superhero! I...fight....fight...fight bad guys and beeeat them up fo being bad! I come to Shit Pitt 'cause I good guy and.....I fight to help....people like Rufus! If you...bad guy....you get beat UP by me. So so so if any bad guys hear me.....you bet...er watch out 'cause Special Man coming for you!! (bRAPPP) OOPS I GOT GAS!!
All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2011 Joshua Dyson
Rufus still thinks he's a superhero!.
Special Man Speaks
My name is...Special Man!!! I.....a.....superhero! I...fight....fight...fight bad guys and beeeat them up fo being bad! I come to Shit Pitt 'cause I good guy and.....I fight to help....people like Rufus! If you...bad guy....you get beat UP by me. So so so if any bad guys hear me.....you bet...er watch out 'cause Special Man coming for you!! (bRAPPP) OOPS I GOT GAS!!
All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2011 Joshua Dyson
The characters and events portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Classic Pitt Report 132
Originally posted on my first blog, on April 23, 2009
The Coming of Special Man
Mr. Clementine returned today from who knows where, saying he'd stop doing his show, "Clementine's Children" for a while because he got word that the law had been cracking down on pedophiles in the Rosewood area. With Officer Bates tracking Ink Avenger, Pizazz, and Red Doom though, things had cooled off for him. So Clementine was back, and said he had no guests planned for today. However, he did get a guest in the form of Special Man! Special Man said he was the one Rufus had met at the local fun park this past weekend, and that he the only true "good guy" in all the Shit/Ink Pitt. Mr. Clementine realized immediately that "Special Man" was in fact Rufus, with a cloth mask around his face. Mr. Clementine started talking to Rufus, but Special Man would have none of it, saying he was not Rufus, but had come to avenge Rufus! Special Man said Clementine was bad, bad, bad and that he was going to punish him for touching Rufus so long ago in the Ink Pitt! He started hitting Clementine, and eventually kicked him in the nuts, sending Clementine crashing to the floor! He then ran around like he was flying in a circle before running off, vowing to punish more evildooers!!
All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2011 Joshua Dyson
The characters and events portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Special Man!
The Coming of Special Man
Mr. Clementine returned today from who knows where, saying he'd stop doing his show, "Clementine's Children" for a while because he got word that the law had been cracking down on pedophiles in the Rosewood area. With Officer Bates tracking Ink Avenger, Pizazz, and Red Doom though, things had cooled off for him. So Clementine was back, and said he had no guests planned for today. However, he did get a guest in the form of Special Man! Special Man said he was the one Rufus had met at the local fun park this past weekend, and that he the only true "good guy" in all the Shit/Ink Pitt. Mr. Clementine realized immediately that "Special Man" was in fact Rufus, with a cloth mask around his face. Mr. Clementine started talking to Rufus, but Special Man would have none of it, saying he was not Rufus, but had come to avenge Rufus! Special Man said Clementine was bad, bad, bad and that he was going to punish him for touching Rufus so long ago in the Ink Pitt! He started hitting Clementine, and eventually kicked him in the nuts, sending Clementine crashing to the floor! He then ran around like he was flying in a circle before running off, vowing to punish more evildooers!!
All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2011 Joshua Dyson
The characters and events portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Friday, September 9, 2011
Classic Pitt Report 131
Originally posted on my first blog, on April 23, 2009
Steve Spurrier catches Manly Man with Sambo
Steve Spurrier walked in on Manly Man with Sambo today and decided that he wouldn't be asking Manly Man to help him get off anymore. Spurrier didn't like the fact that Manly Man associates with black people. Manly Man didn't care, saying Sambo was bigger and didn't have a wrinkled face and a floppy penis. Sambo couldn't understand why Manly Man doesn't make him actually work, opting instead to get him naked and having him pretend to work for his viewing pleasure.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2011 Joshua Dyson
The characters and events portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Steve Spurrier catches Manly Man with Sambo
Steve Spurrier walked in on Manly Man with Sambo today and decided that he wouldn't be asking Manly Man to help him get off anymore. Spurrier didn't like the fact that Manly Man associates with black people. Manly Man didn't care, saying Sambo was bigger and didn't have a wrinkled face and a floppy penis. Sambo couldn't understand why Manly Man doesn't make him actually work, opting instead to get him naked and having him pretend to work for his viewing pleasure.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2011 Joshua Dyson
The characters and events portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Classic Pitt Report 130
Originally posted on my first blog, on April 21, 2009
Rufus can't figure out ticket machines,
and Trodemus inducts the Hydricks into his army!
Show 1: Rufus and the Fun Park
Today Rufus talked about going to the local fun park with his special class. He said he couldn't figure out how to make the video games work, so he banged his head into the machines until tickets came out. He then ate the tickets. He was scared of Laser Tag, and wouldn't go in because it was dark in there. He also refused to ride the drop zone because he's afraid of heights. He said he had a good time on the go-carts though. Finally, Rufus said while at the fun park, he met a true, honest-to-goodness "good guy," and that he would be bringing this person to the Pitt in a few days. Rufus said this person was going to fix all the bad guys in the Shit Pitt and save the day.
Show 2: Hydricks join the army
With the full support of Grandma Hydrick, the boys joined Doom and Pizazz's army against the Hands of Time. Trevor, Billy G, Wilbur, and Junior "J-Diddy" Hydrick all repeated an oath given to them by Doom. Doom told them to think about fat ladies as they said their pledge. They said the pledge and Doom declared them all official members of the army. Doom asked Grandma Hydrick who she was, and Trevor told him. For some reason, Doom didn't believe she came back from the dead.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2011 Joshua Dyson
The characters and events portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Rufus can't figure out ticket machines,
and Trodemus inducts the Hydricks into his army!
Show 1: Rufus and the Fun Park
Today Rufus talked about going to the local fun park with his special class. He said he couldn't figure out how to make the video games work, so he banged his head into the machines until tickets came out. He then ate the tickets. He was scared of Laser Tag, and wouldn't go in because it was dark in there. He also refused to ride the drop zone because he's afraid of heights. He said he had a good time on the go-carts though. Finally, Rufus said while at the fun park, he met a true, honest-to-goodness "good guy," and that he would be bringing this person to the Pitt in a few days. Rufus said this person was going to fix all the bad guys in the Shit Pitt and save the day.
Show 2: Hydricks join the army
With the full support of Grandma Hydrick, the boys joined Doom and Pizazz's army against the Hands of Time. Trevor, Billy G, Wilbur, and Junior "J-Diddy" Hydrick all repeated an oath given to them by Doom. Doom told them to think about fat ladies as they said their pledge. They said the pledge and Doom declared them all official members of the army. Doom asked Grandma Hydrick who she was, and Trevor told him. For some reason, Doom didn't believe she came back from the dead.
All characters, stories, photos, and performances
are (C) 2011 Joshua Dyson
The characters and events portrayed in this work
are fictitious. Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Friday, June 3, 2011
Classic Pitt Report 129
Originally posted on my first blog, on April 15, 2009
Hands of Time can't hold Rufus!
Show 1: Hands of Time experiences Humanity
Hands of Time came out today, and as usual, was high as a kite. After about 2 minutes of talking about the spinning colors and cities (charleston, columbia, and greenville, respectively) he was seeing, he sat down and said he really wasn't a bad guy and that he didn't want to fight Red Doom, Johnny Pizazz, and their army. He said that he didn't want to fight, but Doom and Pizazz continued to persist with their army building and taunts towards him. So Hands of Time realized he had to prove something to them. He decided that he'd give a demonstration of his power, and all he needed was a victim. That's where Rufus the Retard came in. Hands of Time appeared where he was and started messing with him. He tapped his shoulder several times to irritate him, and then threatened to take all his chocolate and his action figures. Rufus finally got mad, and tried to punch Hands of Time. Hands of Time used his time freezing power to freeze Rufus in mid-punch. Usually his power is absolute, and no Ink or Shit Pitt character to date has been able to resist it. By some stroke of fate however, Rufus was able to break free from his frozen state and punch Hands of Time right in the face, knocking him backwards and sending his glasses and hat flying off! NO ONE has ever done this, in all of Ink and Shit Pitt history. The experience was quite a shock for Hands of Time, who backed away from Rufus, writing it off as some fluke caused by Rufus' retardation. So Hands of Time has experienced a little bit of what its like to be vulnerable and human, even if he is not.
Show 2: Manly Man hides Sambo
Manly Man was all excited to be with his newly aquired servant, Sambo Jackson, and couldn't wait to get his pants off. Of course, Manly Man was all set to discover whether it was true, what they say about black guys. He had Sambo take his pants down, and the Man Princess, in his Safari version, squealed for joy at what he saw. Black guys really are bigger! Manly Man was all set to do some really sadistic gay stuff with Sambo, when he heard Steve Spurrier coming. Manly Man hid Sambo because he knew that Spurrier wouldn't like him seeing Sambo. Spurrier came in, with his aggression pill-created erection, begging Manly Man for relief yet again. Manly Man tried to run him off, promising a better time later on tonight. He finally got Spurrier to leave. Sambo came back out, and Manly Man told him he wanted him to get naked and pretend to work in the field while he watched.
to be continued...
The Classic Pitt Report updates on Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays
All characters, stories, and performances are
(C) Copyright 2011 Joshua Dyson
Hands of Time can't hold Rufus!
Show 1: Hands of Time experiences Humanity
Hands of Time came out today, and as usual, was high as a kite. After about 2 minutes of talking about the spinning colors and cities (charleston, columbia, and greenville, respectively) he was seeing, he sat down and said he really wasn't a bad guy and that he didn't want to fight Red Doom, Johnny Pizazz, and their army. He said that he didn't want to fight, but Doom and Pizazz continued to persist with their army building and taunts towards him. So Hands of Time realized he had to prove something to them. He decided that he'd give a demonstration of his power, and all he needed was a victim. That's where Rufus the Retard came in. Hands of Time appeared where he was and started messing with him. He tapped his shoulder several times to irritate him, and then threatened to take all his chocolate and his action figures. Rufus finally got mad, and tried to punch Hands of Time. Hands of Time used his time freezing power to freeze Rufus in mid-punch. Usually his power is absolute, and no Ink or Shit Pitt character to date has been able to resist it. By some stroke of fate however, Rufus was able to break free from his frozen state and punch Hands of Time right in the face, knocking him backwards and sending his glasses and hat flying off! NO ONE has ever done this, in all of Ink and Shit Pitt history. The experience was quite a shock for Hands of Time, who backed away from Rufus, writing it off as some fluke caused by Rufus' retardation. So Hands of Time has experienced a little bit of what its like to be vulnerable and human, even if he is not.
Show 2: Manly Man hides Sambo
Manly Man was all excited to be with his newly aquired servant, Sambo Jackson, and couldn't wait to get his pants off. Of course, Manly Man was all set to discover whether it was true, what they say about black guys. He had Sambo take his pants down, and the Man Princess, in his Safari version, squealed for joy at what he saw. Black guys really are bigger! Manly Man was all set to do some really sadistic gay stuff with Sambo, when he heard Steve Spurrier coming. Manly Man hid Sambo because he knew that Spurrier wouldn't like him seeing Sambo. Spurrier came in, with his aggression pill-created erection, begging Manly Man for relief yet again. Manly Man tried to run him off, promising a better time later on tonight. He finally got Spurrier to leave. Sambo came back out, and Manly Man told him he wanted him to get naked and pretend to work in the field while he watched.
to be continued...
The Classic Pitt Report updates on Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays
All characters, stories, and performances are
(C) Copyright 2011 Joshua Dyson
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