Classic Pitt Report 104--Peepers Returns/Admit You're Gay Match

Originally posted on my first blog, on June 6, 2007 Note: The return of live Ink Pitt Shows kept me so busy that I neglected the blog for a while. This posting was the first one in nearly a month.

Mr. Peepers arrrives, ready for the
Admit You're Gay Match!

"After spending long time away from blog, Peepers decide it time he come back and talk to all his sexy female admirers online (anyone on Josh's friends list that is female hehe). Peepers know you missed him, so he come back to peep into your worlds and view ALL your female wonders hehehe!!! Peepers get so excited at that thought! Peeping into all of your lives and seeing you naked before Peepers make Peepers feel powerful...powerful and very very VERY hard!! Well Peepers been making visits to Ink Pitt, and now it seems Peepers got into trouble with other Ink Pitt character named Manly Man! Peepers was hanging around all-ladies fitness place and one lady complain to manager! Manager was this Manly Man character, who walk around with pink feather boa, crown and baton! Peepers know he gay but he not seem to know! So Manly Man challenge Peepers to a wrestling match at the upcoming "POUNDING IN THE PITT." Peepers upped the stakes for the "homo who says he's hetro" by making it the first-ever "Admit You're Gay Match!" The loser has to admit he's gay and wear a dress for a month!! Peepers sure of his manliness, and knows he love sexy ladies and their big boobies. Peepers confident he win and get Manly Man to admit he's gay!!"

Mr. Peepers was right! The Manly Man lost and admitted to being gay and quickly put on the dress and paraded around in the Ink Pitt for all to see!

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Classic Pitt Report 103--Ink Pitt: Where it's at!

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 16, 2007


Mr. Peepers arrives in the Ink Pitt!

Well I know everyone who actually reads this is wondering where the heck the Ink Pitt is. It's in West Columbia, SC, in the t-shirt shop where I work. It's a makeshift breakroom where I do improv performances of the characters in my head! Here's a breakdown of the Ink Pitt Returns week so far:

Monday: Vinnie Love comes out and says: "Oww have mercy!! It feels good to dance again! For those of you who don't know, my name is Vinnie Love, and I'm here to tell ya that the Ink Pitt is back, baby! We're doing it one more time, daddy! And this time we're doing it bigger and badder than ever! Ole Vinnie is here to roll out the red carpet for the Ink Pitt characters! I'll be back later on in the week, but today, coming up next, LIVE in the Ink Pitt...put your hands together for TRODEMUS: PROPHET OF DOOM."

Prophet of Doom comes out to "Blood" theme song and made these predictions: the monster will return, Peepers did impregnate that woman (which you've all heard but the members of the Ink Pitt have not), and that he sees strange things!

Tuesday: The Manly Man debuts in the Ink Pitt and talks about his exercise equipment advertisers wanting him to get a more gay theme song for his commercials, at which point he left it up to the audience to decide. Among the songs were the Divinyls "I Touch Myself," former WWE wrestler Chyna's entrance theme "Who I Am," gay wresters Billy and Chuck's theme song "You Look So Good to Me," and "Man's Man" used for WWE wrestler William Regal. "Man's Man" won, which made the Manly man happy. Happy all the way down to his pink boa, crown, and shoes, with baton.

Wednesday: Ink Avenger ran out and did superhero dance which was unscheduled. Peepers called about getting Avenger a prostitute and the Avenger flew away quick! The Billy G. did his cabbage tobbacco eating thing while talking about hunting.

The Classic Pitt Report updates five days a week on this blog!
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) Copyright 2011 Joshua Dyson

Classic Pitt Report 102--Ink Avenger's Prostitute

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 16, 2007

The Ink Avenger returns to the Ink Pitt!

"So Mr. Peepers call Ink Avenger today because he try to interrupt Billy G. Hydrick's Ink Pitt performance! Peepers get Avenger to stop stupid superhero dance, which uses moves from that new Hip Hop Abs commercial! Peepers get Ink Avenger, who is superhero, a prostitute! He left Ink Pitt immediately so Billy G. Hydrick could do his performance (which involved eating homegrown chewing tobacco made from cabbage and tobbacco leaves and talking about his new mullet). So tomorrow, Vinnie Love performs again and talks about happy loving couples!"

The Classic Pitt Report updates five days a week on this blog!
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) Copyright 2011 Joshua Dyson

Classic Inkstains 21

Inkstains #21--Barney's Buddy

Barney wants the Second Person as his buddy, but all he can get from him is sympathy for his drunken failures!

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Inkstains now updates every Sunday and Wednesday

All-new episodes return Wednesday 4.6.11!

Classic Pitt Report 101--Prophet & Peepers at Carrabbas

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 13, 2007

Peepers & Doom have a meal in a darkened corner

of Carrabbas!

"So today Peepers call Prophet of Doom up, who is also staying in same hotel as Peepers. Since we both perform for the Ink Pitt Returns next week, Peepers decide to forgive Prophet for lying about Peepers having baby with hot breasted chick who Peepers lick in river street alley. Peepers invite Prophet out to eat at Carrabbas in Columbia. Peepers go and amaze at all the hot chicks out for Mothers day!! Peepers get too excited, and he have to calm down! So Peepers and Prophet have civil conversation. Then we both team up to score hot chicks! Prophet get hot waitress impressed with him when he tell her he fortune teller! He touch girls hand and say stupid stuff like he always does...but he get girls phone number! Peepers then hit on other waitress and get her number as well!! hehe!"

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Classic Pitt Report 100--Doom to Appear

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 9, 2007

Doom is set to return to the Ink Pitt!

"AHH SO JOSH CALLED ME IN MY HOTEL ROOM. I, THE PROPHET OF DOOM, AM SLATED TO APPEAR IN THE INK PITT SOON AND TELL MY PROPHECIES FOR THE INK PITT!! WILL IT BODE WELL, OR BADLY?"

The Classic Pitt Report updates five days a week on this blog!
All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) Copyright 2011 Joshua Dyson

Classic Inkstains 20

Inkstains #20--Running Another Job

Josh keeps his distance from the moody Kelly.


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(C) Copyright 2011 Joshua Dyson
Inkstains now updates every Sunday and Wednesday

All-new episodes return Wednesday 4.6.11!