Monday, February 28, 2011

Interview with Trodemus -- Savannah Prophecies pt. 10 of 10


Lubber was missed at Lawrence Reynolds
Publications!

Continued from Monday February 21, 2011

Last time, Trodemus revealed the identities of the Seven Indviduals he spoke of in his prophecies. Adala, Abbey, Mimi, Anka, Johnny, Stan, and Trodemus himself made up the “Seven.” Trodemus then said there was one other…an eighth individual who rounded out this unique group of employees at Lawrence Reynolds Publications. His name was Lubber, and this is his story…

Josh: So who is this “Lubber” person?

Trodemus: His name was Joe, Joe Lubber. Of all of the Eight, Lubber questioned Lawrence Reynolds Publications more than anyone else. More so than even Trodemus himself! It cost him, as he was eventually let go for being too pushy about the way things were run.

Josh: So tell us more about him. What was Lubber all about?

Trodemus: Much like Doom, Lubber believed in all things supernatural. He sensed that there is a world beyond this one…possibly one populated by fairies, dwarves, dragons, and other such beasts. Of all the people Doom worked with at Lawerence Reynolds, Lubber was his closest friend! Trodemus would often go over to his house on weekends and play Dungeons and Dragons with him!

Peepers: Peepers think Lubber was Trodemus’ boyfriend! Hehehe

Trodemus: Be silent, Peepers! You know not of what you speak! Lubber and I were good friends, and we hit it off so well! I shared my knowledge of the supernatural with him, and he shared his knowledge of supernatural fiction! The two are not much different, y’know. There is only a small space between supernatural truth and supernatural fiction! Lubbber was Trodemus’ best friend in Savannah, and he would have made a great apprentice to Doom!

Josh: Well, what became of him, and what did he do to get released from Lawrence Reynolds?

Trodemus: Lubber was known to be a non-stop talker, but unlike Mimi and Anka, his words were valueable! Judith Reynolds, who was the beast Trodemus describes in his prophecies, didn’t like that Lubber continued to talk constantly at work. She also didn’t like that he continued to question the way things were run at the company. She eventually asked him to leave, after making him miserable with loads of work.

Josh: So, we now know a lot about Lubber, but can you tell us about this drawing of the Mutated Paper Mill Red-Bellied Cat with Blue Gas? What was all that about, and why do I see the handwriting of someone else on there with you?

Trodemus: Ahh such warm memories come up when I think about that drawing. The Mutated Paper Mill Red Bellied Cat was created by me out of boredom at work. Trodemus drew on countless sticky notes during his time at Lawerence Reynolds. This particular drawing ended up being a way to flirt with Mimi. Mimi was always proofing our work, and had access to a red pen, so it is her writing in red on the drawing.

Peepers: Trodemus flirt with lady but not get no lovin’ from her--EVER! Peepers see it!

Trodemus: Yes it is true, all attempts to get with Mimi failed. Had the situation been different, and Mimi had been a little heavier, then perhaps Doom would have REALLY made a go for her! However, Trodemus was not fully aware of his love of BBW’s during this time, so back then, he was confused! Hmm perhaps Mimi has increased her size at this point? Should Doom look her up? Nah--Belinda is Trodemus’ love now!

Josh: So what’s this Flightcheck Eagle drawing about?



Trodemus: The Flightcheck is a program we used in graphic design to check documents for errors. It’s mascot was an eagle. The drawing depicts the eagle taking a break! Nothing profound there.

Josh: So, last question…what about the Purple Bird Prophecy?

Trodemus: You know the answer to that, Josh. The Purple Bird originates, or at least is celebrated, in your hometown!

Josh: Ah, I see.

Trodemus: So, that covers the prophecies Doom made during 2007 in Savannah. The Prophet of Doom would like to say that he misses all his friends from Lawrence Reynolds Publications, especially Lubber! He wishes them all well, wherever they are at this time! Now, Trodemus must go, for he has the present to be concerned with! He has a Haunted House of Doom to create! That is all!
 
THE END? 

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Classic Inkstains 15

Inkstains #15--The Trouble with Kelly pt. 5

Kelly comes back and gives Josh an explanation!

Inkstains characters, stories, and art (C) Copyright 2011 Joshua Dyson

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 84--Stop it


Trodemus thinks Peepers is lying!

"C'mon Peepers this isn't funny! You do not have a child and you know it!! Stop messing around!"

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Friday, February 25, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 83--Bouncing Baby Boy


Peepers once more says he has a child!

"Yes Peepers have child and he proud of bouncing baby boy!! Peepers bounce him on knee and we happy father and child!!"

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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 82--Who? A Fruit?

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 23, 2007


The Manly Man wrote it! So how did he get
into Peepers' blog a few months before their
supposed first meeting? A mystery for another
time perhaps...

"Who wrote that? Peepers recognize midget, but he not know who writing stuff about nutrition in weird pink background! Are fruits writing on Peepers' blog now?"

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 81--Nutrition

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 23, 2007


An early drawing of everyone's
favorite Man Princess--The Manly Man!

"Oohh I LOVE the little babies...but make sure you feed them so they can stay healthy!!"

Note: Yes, this is the first-ever comment made by the Manly Man on this blog!

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 80--A Midget's Response

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 23, 2007

"Mr. Peepers has a little one? AWW!! Don't call me a midget, dang it! I prefer to be called height challenged!"

Note: This is not to be a comment from Lenny the Leprechaun, who would not appear until the coming of the Sh*t Pitt in 2008

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