Monday, March 14, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 95--Ink Pitt

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 7, 2007


Trodemus Returns Home!

"YES PEEPERS, EVEN I, TRODEMUS, PROPHET OF DOOM HAVE RETURNED TO THE FABLED PLACE OF OUR ORIGIN...THE INK PITT! ONCE MORE WE WILL RUN WILD IN THE INK PITT WITH OUR INSANITY! ONCE MORE WILL WE SAY "WELCOME TO THE INK PITT, WE GOT FUN AND GAMES!" ONE MORE TIME...YESS ONE MORE TIME! BWAHHAHAH!!"

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Sunday, March 13, 2011

Classic Inkstains 18

Inkstains #18--Prepping Screens with Shelia

Shelia teaches Josh how to, well, prep screens.
This episode has a more journal comic feel,
with a "this is what happened during my day"
theme. Inkstains was originally designed to be
a journal comic, but it would later become more
propelled by fictional storyline as opposed to
every single event that happened at my job.

Inkstains characters, stories, and art
(C) Copyright 2011 Joshua Dyson
Inkstains now updates every Sunday and Wednesday

All-new episodes return Wednesday 4.6.11!

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 94--Return to the Ink Pitt


Mr. Peepers returns home!

"AHH YES! TODAY PEEPERS MOVED OUT OF UNCLES' HOUSE AND WENT BACK TO HIS POINT OF ORIGIN! PEEPERS WENT BACK TO....

THE INK PITT!!

BEWARE ALL YOU SEXY LADIES...PEEPERS COME FOR YOU HEHEHE!!"

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All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) Copyright 2011 Joshua Dyson

Friday, March 11, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 93--Mary Jane & Gwen Stacy's Boobage

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 5, 2007


Portrait of Gwen Stacy's Boobs! Drawing by
Joshua Dyson

"Peepers go see Spiderman 3 today, and he wonder which girl hotter...Mary Jane or Gwen Stacy! In first few scenes, Mary Jane not have any boobage and Peepers disappointed! But Gwen Stacy have boobs galore...she have so much boobage in movie that Peepers feel she commit crime and Peepers need to inspect her thoroughly hehe!! But just when Peepers settle on bouncy, bountiful Gwen Stacy...POINK POINK...out comes Mary Jane's boobage! Peepers very happy by end of movie! He go and steal some of Josh's old spiderman comics and make ceremonies for Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy, Black Cat, and other hot sexy female superwomen! It good day hehehehe!! "


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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 92--Watching Pirate Porn

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 7, 2007


Peepers suggest everyone go out
and get a copy of Pirates! Photo by
Mr. Peepers from Pirates dvd cover

"So today Peepers peep around corner into Uncles room as Uncle watch porn movie, Pirates! Uncle invite Peepers to come in and watch! He say it most expensive porn movie ever made and that it had most everything. Peepers see girl on girl, two girls and a guy, ugly pirate villan with halfway hot pirate villaness, married couple sex scene, and two pornstars scene...the last being really rough! Those two pornstars really treat each other rough, as each try to gain the advantage hehe!! Peepers feeling swelling in pants while watching!!"

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Classic Inkstains 17

Inkstains #17--The Trouble with Kelly pt. 6

Things get better for Josh, but he is left feeling
on edge around Kelly...

Inkstains characters, stories, and art (C) Copyright 2011 Joshua Dyson
Inkstains now updates every Sunday and Wednesday

All-new episodes return Wednesday 4.6.11!

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 91--Can't Get No Stimulation, Baby

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 3, 2007

"So Peepers all moved into uncle's place now! Peepers bored because he see less ladies, and all Peepers' porn magazines packed away! Peepers' one-eyed wonder not even feel least bit stimulated. Peepers really sad!! Peepers need hot lady to come over and sit on Peepers' naked legs while Peepers sit in chair. Peepers massage and lick breasts and make lady feel good hehe!! Oh! Peepers feeling a bit stimulated hehe!!!"

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All characters, stories, photos, and performances are
(C) Copyright 2011 Joshua Dyson