Monday, March 7, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 90--Gilmore Girls Reruns


Once again the Manly Man invades Mr. Peeper's
blog, before their first supposed meeting a month later!

"Oohhh...my goodness!! Mr. Peepers and Mr. Doom have been kicked out of their apartment!! This makes me very nervous! I'm going to sit on the couch and watch reruns of the Gilmore Girls!! OHHH!!"

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Sunday, March 6, 2011

Classic Inkstains 16

Inkstains #16--The Print'n Contest pt. 5

Barney has lost the Print'n Contest, but can't admit defeat!

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Saturday, March 5, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 89--Doom Moves On

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 1, 2007


Doom Leaves Savannah!

"Well, since Peepers' uncle kicked us out of our apartment, I have moved elsewhere to seek my fortunes...fortunes haha...get it? My Fortunes! Ah hell! Bye!"

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Friday, March 4, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 88--Peepers' Unpaid Rent

Originally posted on my first blog, on May 1, 2007


Peepers has to move out of his apartment!

"So after Peepers reveal to Prophet of Loon and world that he have plastic baby doll child, Peepers' uncle, who own Peepers' apartment complex, get mad and think Peepers not have enough responsibility! He come over to Peepers' apartment and yell at Peepers about not paying rent for the whole year Peepers live there. It true, Peepers not have job (except peeping hehe), and he not pay rent in whole year because uncle support Peepers! Uncle decide that Peepers move in with him for a time! Peepers upset because now Peepers can't perform ceremony in privacy of own apartment! Peepers reluctantly move out into uncle's apartment though, because if Peepers not, then Uncle throw Peepers out on street! At least uncle also like watching half-naked ladies hehe!!"

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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 87--Bouncy Plastic Boy

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 24, 2007


Peepers reveals his child!

"Ahh Peepers toy with Prophet long enough! Peepers about to reveal baby in his new pic! Baby Peepers is in pic with Peepers!! He bouncy plastic boy heheheh!!!"

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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 86--Never Had Sex

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 24, 2007

"What the heck are you talking about?!? How can you have a child if you've never had sex with a woman?!? Did you adopt or something?!? What do you mean, your mind birthed the child?"

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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Classic Pitt Report 85--Not from a Woman

Originally posted on my first blog, on April 24, 2007


How can Peepers have a child if he's
never had sex with a woman?

"Yes Peepers do have child, Prophet of Loon! But child not come from any woman! Peepers still virgin..he never have sex in any woman's hoo hoo yet hehe!! But he do have plenty of sex with himself hehe!! Peepers' mind de-virginized first time he see hot girl! It is from mind that Peepers birth baby Peepers hehehe!!"

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